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I am scheduled to cook a community meal this weekend. I am planning a decadent five cheese sausage and beef lasagna with a gorgeous, bountiful salad. I know, right? Well, I was planning that until the part where the community started to place orders like I am a flippin’ short order cook at Denny’s.  “It […]

  Consistent Oh dear God, I hate this one. “You need to be consistent” “Children need consistency” “If you don’t have consistency – you don’t have anything.” Seriously people? I want consistency’s PR person. Holy wow someone somewhere really pushed this one. It is all you hear about. “If you don’t have consistency – you […]

(Stay-at-Home Working Mothers, part II) OK, I can’t believe I am even doing this, but I think I am about to defend a Republican. In my last post, I commented on Hilary Rosen’s statement on Ann Romney who apparently “never worked a day in her life.” Two parts of this statement got my panties in […]

Oh no she DI’INT! “What you have is Mitt Romney running around the country saying, ‘Well, you know my wife tells me that what women really care about are economic issues and when I listen to my wife that’s what I’m hearing.’ Guess what? His wife has actually never worked a day in her life. […]

    Author’s note: This picture is not for some sleazy Craig’s List ad – I was trying on a dress and needed to text my editor/husband for his opinion. I realize the picture leads one to believe I am going to talk in depth about my own sexuality as a Mom, but sorry kids, […]

Fat Chance You know when parents confront their kids after having found a box full of cigarettes, condoms, and a loaded revolver in the kid’s room and the kid just stares at the parents and says “YOU WENT IN MY ROOM?!?!?” Or when a wife accidentally downloads a video of her husband having sex with […]